
Meet 'The Marauder USV'.
Zombie protection vehicles are a billion dollar industry. Demand has risen rapidly since the first recorded necro-mortosis outbreaks of 2006. This year, South African global defense company: Paramount Group began production of the 'Marauder USV class'. This vehicle, originally designed for all terrain peacekeeping, has now been converted to the functionality of 'Undead suppression.' Smaller in both size and weight to The Matador, the new Marauder is also designed for urban, built up and confined areas. Fitted with a high caliber machine gun, water cannon, state of the art command , surveillance and control systems. thermal sensor detection (zombies emit a lower rate of heat and therefore easy to distinguish from the living), a special rear section for a crew of 8 plus 2 canine cadaver units. The heavy armor can withstand any amount of undead attacks. The wheels are solid, and the whole hull is designed to withstand an explosion of the equivalent to a double anti-tank mine. In action Demand high
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Marauder USV The ultimate machine- Posted: 6th, May. 2012
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