
| 'New
Jersey Zombie' Captured. Newark, NJ. (ZWN) AP Posted: January 18, 2007 |
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Today, Newarks citizens breaths a collective sigh of relief. The renegade undead corpse, that has been the subject of a massive manhunt, on a scale never before witnessed within the homeland, has been located, and captured. At approximately 3.30am this morning, the re-animated fugitive wandered onto the I95 Highway. Several cars had to swerve to avoid it. Calls were made to 911 on drivers cell phones. However, it was eventually struck and run over by a delivery truck. Hazmat
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![]() Scene of this mornings crash |
City
Remains Quarantined
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