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| 'New
Jersey Zombie' DNA Is All Clear! Posted: January 20, 2007 |
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| A Pathology spokesperson for the Center for Disease Control held a brief news conference a short while ago. He issued the following statement. "We are presently conducting DNA and other blood work tests on the apprehended individual brought to us yesterday. So far we have been able to ascertain the following conclusions: The subject originated from West Africa. His name is not being released at this moment until close relatives have been informed. We have been working in close harmony with, and would like to thank, the Government of Africa for their help in identifying this person. It is believed he entered this country through illegal means, via a freighter that originated at the Canary Islands. | |
A series of blood work tests have identified the blood of Newark Dock Worker Mr. Bernard Hill. This blood was evident upon the subjects clothing as well as being ingested. We have found no other evidence of blood at this time. Thus concluding that Mr. Hill was the only victim and the virus was not transferred to other unknown parties." |
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Center
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Quarantine
and Curfew Lifted This will bring immense relief to a city that has been under a huge burden over these last few days. It is a testament to the people of New Jersey that they held out with dignity and resolve.
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