Life Returns to Cuba
As 'Floaters' off the Coast Close Florida Beaches
Florida. USA- (AP)
Posted: Sept. 7th, 2007

Cuban media has saturated the airwaves for the last 24 hours with reports suggesting a return to normalcy for it's people.

Since the undead outbreak of August, Cuba has been in a constant state of emergency. In a situation that in many ways mirrored the crisis's in Haiti and Jerusalem, Cuba has seen a large exodus of it's people fleeing wherever they can from the undead infestation.

Relatively little collateral damage has occurred to Cuba's infrastructure, however, several major fires, left unchecked, are still raging within the rural areas.

Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, had not been seen for the last week, sparking several rumors of his abandoning his office and fleeing to an unknown destination. However, he returned to the public eye today in a media blitz that seemed designed to coordinate with the states efforts to show that the crisis was over,

Beaches closed
Across the water, Florida has reported the presence of "many, many floaters" according to Captn. Hardcort of Miami search and rescue. Floaters, animated corpses who's bloated bodies, made buoyant with bodily gases have become a constant cause of concern for Florida's coast guard. Naval forces maintain 24/7 sweeps of the slim stretch of water between Florida and Cuba.

"We get most of them," said Capt. Hardcort. "Trawlers get others. A couple have washed to shore though. We had to close seven beach's last week. Same may happen again this week. A floater washed up. Thrashing about. No legs. Fish must have eaten them. But it saw people and was still trying to make its way up the beach. Dragged itself 30 feet or so before we were able to suppress it."

Florida Police have requested that the public remain vigilant and report any corpses, living or dead, that wash ashore. They have released a special hotline emergency number - 1 800 153 2324

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