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Following Tuesdays raid on the illegal 'Zombie farm' outside Albuquerque, New Mexico, a suspicious video has been confiscated among the assortment of weapons and illegal undead trophies. |
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Video: The police spokesperson said "There are certain unquestionable similarities in the discovered video footage and a series of reports Chierbeck recently aired on Australia Undead News titled 'Lock, Scot and two smoking barrels'. Australia Undead News released this statement: "We are very concerned about the serious allegations made today, and equally, the implications. AUN values integrity and truth in reporting above any other mission statement. Any truths in these allegations will be dealt with in a most serious and effective manner." Chierbeck has as of yet made no comment to the media.
If charged, he could face up to fifteen years in prison. Scot Chierbeck
faced severe criticism recently during the Jerusalem
undead crisis. He was banned from traveling with IDF units following
accusations of moving ammunition boxes from their designated locations
in an effort to make the soldiers appear more panicked than they actually
were. Related archive report: Chierbeck fired
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