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'Australian Undead News' Reporter
Scot Chierbeck

Following Tuesdays raid on the illegal 'Zombie farm' outside Albuquerque, New Mexico, a suspicious video has been confiscated among the assortment of weapons and illegal undead trophies.

Video:
According to local police today, a video has been discovered containing what appears to be a series of 'staged' undead confrontations featuring controversial Australian newscaster Scot Chierbeck. Initial reports suggest that Chierbeck may have been involved in the participation of fake newscasts showing himself and two other, as yet unidentified, male participants, 'hunting stealth like,' a small group of undead. Chierbeck, in camouflage fatigues, narrates the scene and interviews the hunters. He claims the footage is being filmed in the Australian outback, and that the undead have been "menacing locals and shambling with intent to harm." There follows a shaky scene with the cameraman (unidentified) running, with Chierbeck quickly following, in what appears to be a confrontation with the undead group. The footage concludes with Chierbeck standing over a re-killed individual whom he claims to have shot off camera.

The police spokesperson said "There are certain unquestionable similarities in the discovered video footage and a series of reports Chierbeck recently aired on Australia Undead News titled 'Lock, Scot and two smoking barrels'.

Australia Undead News released this statement: "We are very concerned about the serious allegations made today, and equally, the implications. AUN values integrity and truth in reporting above any other mission statement. Any truths in these allegations will be dealt with in a most serious and effective manner."

Chierbeck has as of yet made no comment to the media. If charged, he could face up to fifteen years in prison.

Scot Chierbeck faced severe criticism recently during the Jerusalem undead crisis. He was banned from traveling with IDF units following accusations of moving ammunition boxes from their designated locations in an effort to make the soldiers appear more panicked than they actually were.

Related archive report: Chierbeck fired

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