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Undead Incidents Rise - Amidst Cries of 'Cover-up' |
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The following report, wired to us today, not only shatters the long held belief that Canada is immune to the undead plague scourging the rest of the world, but also raises serious questions about the Government's role in the possible suppression of information. |
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| Our reporter (Name withheld for safety reasons) was asleep in a modest apartment building in Ottawa, two days ago. "I was woken at about three in the morning to a commotion coming from upstairs. It sounded like fighting and non-stop screaming. At this point I jumped out of bed and got dressed. As I ran to my apartment door, I heard screams in our hallway and people running down the stairs. I wasn't sure what was going on so I looked through my eye hole and saw Mrs.(withheld) , the mother of the nice family who live upstairs running and shrieking down the stairs, all bloody, carrying their little boy in her arms." |  |
| This is the only known photo of the incident. Taken with our reporters cell phone moments before escaping. | |
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for help Glued to the chaos unraveling through the small key hole, he witnessed his neighbor collapse and fall down the stairwell. The little boys fall was cushioned by his mother's fall. Meanwhile, events continued to unfold through the relative safety of the key hole. The husband of the deceased neighbor "got up all jerkily and then slowly turned around and shuffled towards my door! He had a knife plunged right in his chest oozing this black stuff, his teeth and lips were all smashed out and he had blood all over himself. His eyes were the most horrifying things I Ever seen. He let out this god-awful moan and smashed himself against my door!" Our reporter managed to escape via a second floor back window. However, he was able to witness the swift arrival of a SWAT team. He was taken to hospital
for standard quarantine and observation. Upon release,he discovered
that the entire five floor apartment building had burned to the ground,
despite there being no report of a fire during the whole incident. |
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| The apartment building blazes throughout the night | |
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Murder-suicide? Local citizens groups, spurred on by constant news coverage and internet blogging, are crying cover-up, and beginning to link this incident with several others throughout the city over a span of four months. In each case, the dwelling or other building where the occurrence happened was burned down by fire. No survivors were found............apart from our reporter. He says "I'm not sure why they let me go. Perhaps it was a mistake. Either way, I'm not hanging around to find out." |
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Why would Canada try to hide any incidents of necro-mortosis? We asked one expert. Phillip Backer, Professor of Social Studies and interactions, Canadian Institute of Science. "They would have a tremendous amount to lose if an outbreak of re-animation occurred. Not only from a medical concern, but also an economical one too. Look at the panic caused by the recent New Jersey incident. Those ripple effects are still being felt today. America thought it was immune, so too does Canada. Truth is, no where is completely safe. This is a plague for our century. This is our "black death""
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"This is a plague for our century. This is our "black death" |
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