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 If you suspect anyone of showing sympoms of the 'Necro- Mortosis' Virus, the Government has released the following anonymous tip line. 1 800 155 3219
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Last weeks raid of an illegal 'Zombie farm' in New Mexico, has taken a surprising and dangerous twist. According to a police announcement today, two of the seventeen reanimators, hidden on the farm in Albuquerque, have not been accounted for. The police spokesperson went on to say "Amongst those arrested were three farm laborers, who were very contrite and more than willing to provide information in order to possibly lessen the severity of their involvement. They gave an account confirming that seventeen undead were secretly housed within a fortified horse barn. |
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At the time of the raid, there was also two hunters on the premises, who paid $1500 a head to hunt with crossbows two undead males released in a nine acre field. It seems that in the melee and confusion of the raid, the hunters fled through a hole they cut in the fencing. Unfortunately, the two undead were able to find the same egress point. An FBI spokesperson released this statement to the press today "We believe the two individual escapees are in an advanced state of mortification and decay. This means that much of their strength and flexibility will have decreased. Most likely they will be within a five mile radius of the farm. They will be easy to spot. These characters will not blend in. Please be vigilant and report any sightings to local authorities. Do not attempt to apprehend these individuals. They are still considered very dangerous, and carry the lethal and highly transmittable Necro-Mortosis virus." Both hunters were later apprehended and are expected to appear in court on May 17th. The owner of the illegal 'Zombie farm' Steven Ludlow was arrested in April in Colombia after having fled the USA. He was extradited and is now in prison awaiting trial. |
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If you see either of the two errant undead you are advised to call this special government hotline number immediately: 1 800 152 3285 |
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