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erupted today as Arizona Senator
confrontation came on the first day of hearings on the controversial
accusations leveled against the Department of Homeland Security and
CDC by Florida Congressman Nick Hamel that
opening statements, Senator McCaben demanded an update on
bristled at this response, "Albuquerque? With all due
are still in the preliminary stages of the investigation,
you are telling me you know nothing about what is going on out
"Of course not, sir, we know there is an alleged outbreak of the virus…"
interrupted McCaben. "What, the Department doesn't have
over the laughter and uproar in the Committee Room, Willow said,
and containable," erupted McCaben. "How can you say that when
House quickly condemned Senator McCaben's remarks as
panic buying, or "Zombie Fever" as it has been dubbed by
San Bernardino County Sheriff's Deputy Mark Singletary says, "Some of
these small towns along the Mojave rim are starting to look like armed
camps. I drove through one small town where they pushed all the
trailers from a trailer court into a big circle around the town, just
like how the pioneers used to circle their wagons Ridiculous."
are far away as Los Angeles and Las Vegas report
In a strange
twist, the Mortosis outbreak has spawned a tourist
: "zombie hunting' is a very serious business. Look at last weeks
news, when a professional man like 'Big
Dog' Goodson and his whole team die in operation, it underlines
how dangerous this really is.
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