'Bizarre' Halloween Attack Leaves Man In Hospital
Orlando, Florida – (AP)
Posted: Nov. 3rd, 2007
An Orlando man was admitted to hospital following what local police describe as a "Bizarre and random assault'. Rodger James Tilsley (49) was attacked by a group of unidentified men as he was walking towards his home late on Halloween evening.
In a police report, "Tilsley states that he was surrounded by several costumed men dressed as 'zombies'. They followed him, "Moaning and grunting". At first, Tilsley thinking it was all in the Halloween spirit, joked with the group. But after persistent pushing and blocking of his exit, he became concerned."
"It is then that the group set about attacking Rodger Tilsley. Forcing him to the floor and biting him repeatedly. Tilsley sustained 45 bite marks on his body. Fortunately, a passing motorist, alarmed by his screams for help, alerted the police. Tilsley 's assailants ran and are presently still at large."
"These people will be caught." stated Lt. Suarezz of the Orlando Metropolitan Police. "We have witnesses. We also have their teeth marks for dental recognition."
Rodger Tilsley was released from hospital early this morning after necro-mortosis testing's proved negative.
HomeAfricaAmericasAsia-PacificCaribbeanEuropeMiddle EastSouth AsiaWorldScienceMedicalFinancialEntertainmentZombie HuntersHardballLife LineThe Human RaceDead CenterZWN Special ReportsLettersMerchandiseLinksContact Us DisclaimerCopyrightsFAQ'sAbout ZWN
This site is for entertainment purposes only. All stories and events are fictional. Any similarities with persons either living or deceased in purely coincidental. There is occasional satirizing of prominent public figures. Contents of this site are copyrighted. All rights reserved.
If you suspect anyone of showing sympoms of the 'Necro- Mortosis' Virus, the Government has released the following anonymous tip line.
1 800 155 3219