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Boat Reaches Florida Shores? Local authorities have confirmed the discovery of a small, unmanned fishing boat, which had run aground on the shores of North Miami's Golden Beach.
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approximately 3:30 am this morning, a small sea going vessel was discovered
beached upon the north shore of Miami. "We wish to take this opportunity to assure the residents of Miami that this is purely a precautionary measure following recent events regarding the exodus of Cuban inhabitants from their own countries infestation. We did find a significant amount of blood within the vessel. This is a matter of some concern to us. We immediately had the blood tested for Necro-Mortosis. We are awaiting the testing results from Miami Dade County Path lab." In another part of Florida today - Virginia Key, a 'floater' was washed ashore. Bringing the total of undead corpses who have drifted from Cuba to US beaches to 27. The unidentified female was, according to local new reports, trapped within the rocks and the tide. Unable to coordinate and scale a series of rocks, the string tide pinned her against them until police arrived and neutralized her. Beaches along the Florida coast remain closed until further notice Florida
Police have requested that the public remain vigilant and report any
corpses, living or dead, that wash ashore. They have released a special
hotline emergency number - |
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Although
no persons either living nor dead have been found with the vessel, the
local community has been unsettled by the discovery. Signs of a struggle,
include including 'a significant amount of blood' according to a coast
guard spokesperson have been found.
