Undead Female Found Roaming Miami Beach Area
Golden Beach, Miami. USA- (AP)
Posted: Sept. 15th, 2007

A confirmed reanimate has been caught and neutralized within the community of Golden Beach, Miami today.

"There was a gate" 19 year old Kevin Stiles told ZWN in an exclusive interview, "but she couldn't find it. She just stood there. staring at us for a longwhile. We thought she was high or something. Then she started coming at us. But she was like a wind up toy. She would bump into the fence. Then go back a few steps, and then come at us again. We thought it was funny at first. We didn't know she was a necro. Soon as we did, we called 911"

Police are still trying to determine the identity of the undead in question. "It is of prime importance that we identify this person." Said Captn. Argyle of the Miami Incident Command. "and coordinating with the Miami Fire Rescue Department and HAZMAT Teams we will maintain a close monitoring of the situation."

No Quarantine:
Asked by one reporter why Miami was not in a state of complete quarantine, Capt.n. Argyle responded "At this point we feel that a complete quarantine of Miami would be a huge burden for the city to bear. This is one isolated incident. But we are in talks with the Mayor to implement such an operation if it is felt necessary."

The reason it is so crucial to identify the reanimate in question, is to determine if she was either a 'floater' from the Cuban exodus, a passenger on the beached fishing boat discovered earlier this week, or a local resident of Miami. "I hope to God it's not a local," said one unnamed police source, "If it is then that means there is still a zombie out there somewhere attacking people."

Description:
"The police department released the following description of the undead woman and appeal to the community to contact local authorities if you recognize her - Height 5'5" Aged approximately 25-30, weight 140lb, Long, dark curly hair, Brown eyes, A small heart tattoo on the inner left wrist. She was wearing a yellow plain T-shirt, Jean and sandles. No identification nor cell phone was found with her.

Positive:
The blood found aboard the stricken fishing boat. has proved positive in it's first pass for Necro Mortosis. A second set of lab tests to confirm the findings are expected today. according to Miami Dade County Path laboratory.

Beaches along the Florida coast remain closed until further notice

Florida Police have requested that the public remain vigilant and report any corpses, living or dead, that wash ashore. They have released a special hotline emergency number -
1 800 153 2324

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