Labor
in Pink Hill, NC has long been an issue. The small rural town in NC
has competed against the lure of the larger cities in the area (Raleigh
and Wilmington) in terms of keeping a viable employee base. Although
small in population, Pink Hill has a vast agricultural industry, and
the demand for its products (largely corn used for feed) has generated
a growing need for workers. For many years now, hispanic migrant labor
has met this need for workers, as represented by its various mexican
restaurants and increasing latin culture.
In the
past few weeks however, area farmers might have found a new employee
base according to concerned locals: The undead.
Police
raid:
A police statement this afternoon revealed that several eye witness
reports led to a police raid earlier today. There police found what
appears to be an early stage development of a 'zombie labor' farm.
Area employers were holding in a corral a small number of undead.
Apparently menial labor tasks can be performed by reanimates utilizing
what experts call a "greyhound and rabbit" operation. A
human volunteer holds the front of an agricultural appliance such
as a plow, out of reach of the secured reanimates, they in turn can
be coaxed into menial tasks with the hope of reaching their prey.
Undead's are routinely hooked up to plows, mowers and other more inventive
devices to perform labor tasks reserved for the living in the past.
Although there are obvious legal, safety and moral questions regarding
the use of the recently deceased, the lure of larger profit and less
cost has possibly assuaged many of the usual fears. Recent gas price
highs have particularly hit the smaller farmer here in North Carolina.
And so increasingly inventive means of saving money seem to be employed
to compensate.
The same
local and federal laws that were primarily ignored for years regarding
"live" illegal immigrant labor are apparently being ignored
or overlooked regarding "undead" illegal labor. Local authorities
have been slow to look into the complaints and there is a looming
feeling that the state prosecutors are under pressure from what remains
a very powerful Farming Lobby in North Carolina to turn their eyes
for the moment. The possibility of undead labor here in North Carolina
could also have larger implications nationally, including the viability
of "Zombie Farms" and the ever increasing undead industry
as a whole.
Legal
woes:
The use of necrotic's as labor is a new foray into the issue here
in NC, and the outrage of the walking dead has not yet balanced itself
with the possibilities of cheaper labor. However, authorities had
released a timely statement only yesterday stressing the illegal nature
of this type of business. "People will be prosecuted to the fullest
extent of the law" said state attorney Gill Davies."I only
need to refer to the 'Universal
Code of Conduct' sub section 11 '* for reference.
Police
say several people were arrested in today's raid. And in an effort
to assuage local fears and concern, they also stressed that contrary
to local rumors the reanimates did not enter the farm via the river
from the Outer Banks area, they were most probably smuggled in from
out of the US.
Protest:
A small but vocal protest spearheaded by local migrant workers descended
on the farm this afternoon. Former workers were angry at the farm
owners who recently fired a quarter of it's workforce presumably those
who's tasks could now be done by the reanimates.
*The
use of a reanimator for sport, entertainment, sale or financial
gain is against the law.