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Obama: "Significant improvement has been made in protecting the USA from zombie attacks" |
WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama is heralding a major milestone in national security. It is over one year since the last significant breach of US shores by a 'category A' undead outbreak.
Obama announced that CIA Director Leon Panetta, having replaced Defense Secretary Robert Gates, has had "significant impact on shoring up our nations defenses against the necro-mortosis pandemic." The Obama administration tried to find solace in this news. After a tough week that ended with Friday's landmark votes on the Libya operation. Bringing the press's attention to this good news seems strategically planned. Tough week Military operations overseas have been a huge draw on the already over reaching US defense budget. With the scaled withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan by winter 2012, there is now a greater ability to defend home borders from wandering undead 'herding' from Canada and Mexico.
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