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More Bad News For Philadelphia: City Named "Least Prepared" for Undead Outbreak
ZWN Field reporter Jack Duffy. (AP)
PHILADELPHIA--- The Center for Undead Preparedness (C.U.P), a
nonprofit public interest think tank, released today its list of the
best and least prepared American cities to handle a 'Necro-Mortosis'
six month study; which entailed detailed examinations of various
the highest rated cities did not fare well in the survey.
The news could not have come at a worse time for beleaguered
Philadelphia, where zombie hysteria reached epidemic proportions earlier this week. False reports of undead sightings reached such high numbers that
citizens were complaining many of their calls were going unanswered.
The Mayor's Office admits some "low validity"
investigations had been
Police and Fire Department payroll expenses soared so
However, the impact on City finances is small compared
to the Panic's
Marty Flesher of C.U.P. says these are all symptoms of poor preparedness. "Philadelphia's leaders were running around with no sense of direction, and no idea whatsoever of what they were doing or going to do. Their lack of leadership and planning only fed the City's panic. What is amazing to me is the fact that there was no actual outbreak of the virus in Philadelphia, most of this was caused by a hoax. Can you imagine what would happen if the undead actually started showing up? We could be seeing another 1918 right before our eyes.*"
the 1918 Spanish Flu epidemic, Philadelphia had the highest
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