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If you suspect anyone of showing sympoms of the 'Necro- Mortosis' Virus, the Government has released the following anonymous tip line.
1 800 155 3219

The USA is NOT infected
Despite many internet rumors, the Northern United States is not infected. The few areas of infestation are in maintained quarantine. It is important to remember, borders have not been breached. Communities have not been infected.

Obama delivers good news on national security Posted: June 23rd. 11
Quarantine facility protests. Posted: Dec. 18th. 10
Halloween ban 2010. Posted: Oct. 10th. 10
Real life zombie attack leads to tribute video. Posted: Aug. 24st. 10
Zombie hunting license challenged. Posted: Aug. 21st. 10
Passenger reanimates during flight. Posted: June. 15th. 10
Zombie Hunters to require license after July. Posted: Mar. 22nd. 10
Texas Nurse Dies From Hospital Attack Posted: Feb. 15th. 10
Texas Hospital Attack Posted: Feb. 14th. 10
One week with BOPE (Elite undead unit) Posted: Feb. 6th. 10
Brazilian 'Floaters' - A growing menace Posted: Jan. 23th. 10
Texas Crash Closes Interstate Posted: Jan. 16th. 10
Newark Terminal lockdown Posted: Jan. 3rd. 10
Canada M-Bomb link Posted: Dec. 12th. 09
Eyewitness report from office massacre Posted: Nov. 29th. 09
Canadian office massacre Posted: Nov. 28th. 09
New outbreak in Canada Posted: Nov. 27th. 09
Cremation Bill Stalls Posted: Nov. 15th. 09
Halloween ban lifted Posted: Oct. 17th. 09
Las Vegas Taped Attack?
Posted: Aug. 22nd. 09
Cornfield discovery
Posted: May 7th. 09
Headless Bodies in Mexico'
Posted: May 4th, 09
Woody Harrelson attacks 'Zombie'
Posted: Apr 12th, 09
Memphis Incident Posted: Apr 12th, 09
Juarez strain Posted: Mar 5th, 09
Gag order lifted
Posted: Mar 5th, 09
Blagojevich calls for food testing Posted: Dec14th, 08
New York subway given all clear Posted: July 12th, 08
Farm busted using undead labor Posted: May 24th, 08
Funding cut in major US cities Posted: Mar 29th 2008
Mystery surrounds massacre Posted: Mar 3, 2008
Alaskan ice station massacre- Posted: Mar 2, 2008
'Right to rise' Protest disrupts GOP debate - Posted: Jan. 29th, 2008
Double murder tragedy on Halloween - Posted: Nov. 3rd, 2007
Bizarre Halloween attack leaves one man in hospital - Posted: Nov. 3rd, 2007
Possible 'Floater' found in N.C. - Posted: Sept. 13th, 2007
ZWN offices attacked - Posted: Aug 11, 2007
The Undead Zone - Posted: July 23, 2007
Think Tank deems US vulnerable - Posted July 15, 2007
'Body Farm' banned in Brazil - Posted June 27, 2007
Vigilantes sought in Arizona massacre - Posted: June 17, 2007
Fireworks on Capitol Hill - Posted: June 12, 2007
Chierbeck gets probation - Posted: June 7, 2007
"Cover-up" in Congress - allegations arise - Posted: May, 28, 2007
Controversial bill requires mortosis testing - Posted: May, 26, 2007
Murder/suicide linked to food scare - Posted: May, 22, 2007
Floating corpse off Miami beach - Posted: May, 17, 2007
Tainted baby food stocks tumble - Posted: May, 15, 2007
'Mortosis' tainted baby food - Posted: May, 14, 2007
Second spate of mortuary attacks - Posted: May, 9, 2007
Scare in Washington, D.C. - Posted: April, 2007
Canadian cover-up - Posted: March, 2007
Mortuary attacks in South - Posted: January, 2007

Cuban Crisis July 13, 2007
Cuba in Chaos July 15, 2007
US Fleet protects Florida July 20, 2007
Blockade broken July 28, 2007
Cuban Exodus July 29, 2007
Tempers flair at UN July 31, 2007
Canadian PM in political flap
July 31, 2007
'Zombie barges' sunk Aug 13, 2007
Submarine escape/mass arrests Aug 16, 2007
Anxiety in Cuba Aug 19, 2007

Trawlers find undead catch Aug, 26th, 2007
Beaches closed Sept, 7th, 2007
Undead boat reaches Miami Sept, 11th, 2007
Undead female discovered Sept, 15th, 2007
Miami undead female identified Sept, 18th, 2007
5 more Miami dead discovered Sept, 21st, 2007
National Guard enter Miami Sept, 23rd, 2007
Total lockdown for Miami Sept, 26th, 2007
Outbreak spreads to State Park Sept, 29th, 2007
Return to Miami Oct 2nd, 2007
Miami struggles to contain outbreak Oct, 6th, 2007
Three More East Coast States to Ban Halloween Oct, 13th, 2007
Drug Gangs Shoot Through Roadblock! Oct, 17th, 2007
Armed Gang Found In 'Fortress Style' City Mall
Oct, 22nd, 2007
Mayor attacked on live TV
Nov. 12, 2007
Shooting and violence erupt Nov 17, 2007
Hospital Massacre
Nov. 19, 2007
All quiet in Miami
Dec. 2nd, 2007
Miami quarantine lifted Dec. 18th, 2007
Missing Arizona hunters - bodies found
Body tests positive for necro-mortosis
Last photo's provide clues to missing hunters
Arizona mine entered - three re-killed
'Cave zombie' identified
Arizona quarantine lifted
Arizona 'Cave zombie' mystery to be solved?
'Cave zombie' mother in plea deal
'Cave Zombie' Mystery solved
Zombie farm discovered
Zombie farm owner flees to Columbia
Two undead escape
Undead captured -Re killed
Zombie rage in Philadelphia
The dead walk in Philadelphia
Philadelphia hoax
Philadelphia - Least prepared city

Dock Workers Demand Protection From Undead
New Jersey Dock Worker Infected
City Wide Search For 'N.J.' Zombie
New Jersey Under Lock down
Panic Buying In Newark
'New Jersey Zombie 'Captured
City Awaits DNA Results
DNA All Clear

More Bad News For Philadelphia: City Named "Least Prepared" for Undead Outbreak
ZWN Field reporter Jack Duffy. (AP)
Philadelphia, USA
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PHILADELPHIA--- The Center for Undead Preparedness (C.U.P), a
nonprofit public interest think tank, released today its list of the
best and least prepared American cities to handle a 'Necro-Mortosis'
virus outbreak.

The six month study; which entailed detailed examinations of various
cities' demographics, geography, climate, medical facilities,
infrastructure, pubic awareness of standard disaster preparedness,
past history of dealing with natural disasters, and the size,
training, and resources available to police and other public safety
departments, placed Philadelphia 'dead' last on its list of American
cities with and overall preparedness rating of 22%. Rounding out the
bottom five where Boston (24%), New Orleans (29%), Detroit (31%), and
Washington D.C. (34%).

Even the highest rated cities did not fare well in the survey.
Pittsburgh rated number one with a preparedness rating of 63%, closely
followed by St. Louis (61%), Columbus, Ohio (58%), Provo, Utah (56%),
and Miami (53%). "Anything over 50% is pretty good," said C.U.P.
President Marty Flesher. "Considering the fact there have been no
outbreaks of the 'Necro-Mortosis" virus in the United States, the high
ratings of these cities shows they are making a serious attempt to be
proactive and stay ahead of any situation in the future. In the event
of on outbreak, these cities should do very well in its containment
with a minimum loss of life or spread of the virus."

Flirting with disaster:
However, cities below 30% "are flirting with disaster," stated Mr.
Flesher. "At preparedness levels that low, it is highly unlikely
these cities could adequately contain the virus without significant
spread of the infection, even if they had adequate advanced warning of the disease's approach."

Bad timing:
The news could not have come at a worse time for beleaguered
Philadelphia, where zombie hysteria reached epidemic proportions earlier this week. False reports of undead sightings reached such high numbers that
citizens were complaining many of their calls were going unanswered.

The Mayor's Office admits some "low validity" investigations had been
placed on hold temporarily to help better allocate police resources.
Mayor Chuck Rhodes said, "I don't know a single cop who had a day
off, or worked less than 12 hours a day in the last week. We're
stretching them too thin, and all the overtime is going to bankrupt
the City."

Police and Fire Department payroll expenses soared so rapidly the
City cancelled its orders to replenish its supply of road salt for the
rest of the winter, and many City employs in non-public safety
departments fear cutbacks and possible layoffs.

However, the impact on City finances is small compared to the Panic's
blow to local businesses. The normally teaming nightlife around the
Historic District, South Street, and Delaware Avenue has completely
vanished. "People have been scared. The whole town was going insane and the last thing you want to do is drive into the middle of it for dinner," said Bud Haler, owner of "The Spirits of Franklin," one of Philadelphia's most popular nightspots.

Suburbs gain:
The City's loss is the suburbs gain, as residents flee to spend their
money in its perceived safety. King of Prussia, Willow Grove, and
Oxford Valley malls all report double digit sales increases, and
suburban home improvement outlets report being almost completely sold
out of many popular items. "Monday, we got four semi-trailers of
plywood and wrought iron fencing in, and we were literally selling it
off the truck, it never made it into the store," said the manager of
one store.

Marty Flesher of C.U.P. says these are all symptoms of poor preparedness. "Philadelphia's leaders were running around with no sense of direction, and no idea whatsoever of what they were doing or going to do. Their lack of leadership and planning only fed the City's panic. What is amazing to me is the fact that there was no actual outbreak of the virus in Philadelphia, most of this was caused by a hoax. Can you imagine what would happen if the undead actually started showing up? We could be seeing another 1918 right before our eyes.*"

*NOTE: In the 1918 Spanish Flu epidemic, Philadelphia had the highest
death toll of any American city, with over 13,000 dying in just a few
weeks time.

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