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Teenager Arrested for Selling Mothers Zombified Head on ebay |
The indictment was the latest result in a national crackdown on the illegal trafficking of zombified remains and necro-mortosis contaminates. Citing the United Nations 'Code of Conduct', a law passed in March, 2007, The US Attorney's Office in Idaho claims that Howice 'violated several of the founding laws', including: To secrete or harbor from authorities either an undead or a carrier of the Mortosis strain is illegal and open to prosecution. He faces up to 20 years in federal prison if convicted of mishandling the necro-mortosos infected remains. His mother disappeared several weeks ago. She was reported to Police as a missing person. It is not known at this time how she contracted the undead virus. Her remains were found by detectives at 'EZ Storage', a public storage facility in Pocatello. EZ Storage is currently quarantined while Hazmat teams decontaminate the area. According to the U.S. Attorneys Office, Howice exchanged several messages over the course of September, offering to sell her head for $1000 |
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