Do The 'Undertakers' Hide Dark Motives?
Coral Gables, Florida. – (AP) Senior ZWN Correspond ant - Jack Duffy
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It's only been two days since President Bushs announcement. It was seen by many as a well orchestrated fanfare. One in which Miami would loosen the quarantine that has strangled the city for the last two months. And in those two days a swell of criticism has begun to rise. Mostly leveled at the new 'UDR' Undead Defense Regiment, or 'Undertakers' as they have swiftly become known.

Fred Sommers, of "Undead Rights", an Undead civil liberties organization, objects to the operation, "Why is everyone standing around clapping as our leaders are tearing up the Constitution? The President said today that we are doing little more than sending the United States Army into an American city to search every single
business and home without a search warrant or probable cause and arrest or kill anyone who stands in their way. What about those who have been infected but have not yet reanimated as Undead? What protections do they have? What are the procedures to reunite the families of the Undead with their loved ones remains? What is going to happen to the people the Army arrests? Will they face trail? Will they have lawyers?"

Kris Sallon, of "One World Order Watch," suspects dark motives in an Operation he does not see as necessary, "Everything the government has said over the past two weeks suggests that the Mortosis Outbreak in Miami is ending. With over 97% or more of the population evacuated and almost no Undead sightings in a week, I have to wonder why the government would want to start a massive multi-million dollar military operation at the end of the crisis? I just talked to a guy from FEMA who said he
doesn't think there are more than a dozen zombies left in the entire city. All this for a
dozen zombies?

"The answer is simple, the only reason the government is running this operation is
that it was planned in advance. Long in advance. The Mortosis operation is nothing more than a cover for the government to roll into a real city and run a live fire exercise on how they would invade a populated American city to suppress civilian unrest. Watch out, today they are sending in the Army to free us from the 'zombie menace.' Tomorrow they will be invading with an agenda free us from our civil rights."

Others see a more down to earth reason for the Operation. "The Bush Administration,
Governor Crist and Mayor Schlader have been criticized relentless since the beginning of
the Miami Outbreak," says Kelly Langstrom, a Washington D.C. political analyst.
"After taking a political battering for so long, I think they are just trying to clean up
their images and gain back some popular support. And, what better way of doing it
than sending in the troops to save the day? Granted, the Outbreak is probably over
already, so why not wrap it in the flag and call it a victory for their administrations?..........where's an aircraft carrier when you need one?"

Most Miami evacuees are simply happy to see an end to the crisis and the chance to
go back home. Ernie Kosler, a long time Miami resident living in a FEMA evacuation
center outside Augusta, Georgia, says he is happy but frustrated, "I'm want to go
home. I don't really care who takes credit for it, or how it gets done, I just want to
sleep in my own bed and take a shower in my own bathroom. I don't have much
money left after all this, but if I can get family home we'll have our best Christmas
ever.

 


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