Offices Closed as 'Undead Virus' Tainted Package is Discovered.
The downtown Los Angeles offices of ZombieWorldNews.com have been closed since Monday 6th. following the discovery of a suspicious package by a mail room worker.
Through further investigation by the Bomb Squad, the package was confirmed to contain a small, crude devise designed to shatter upon opening. It has been confirmed that the contents of the devise, are a small explosive along with several vile's of Necro-Mortosis tainted blood.
Fortunately, the package raised suspicions and no one was injured or infected by the incident, however, the entire office block had to be evacuated through Friday evening to comply with quarantine procedures.
FBI investigators had concluded that the strain was "a very potent form of Necro-Mortosis that clearly was produced by someone who intended to either intimidate, threaten or harm."
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Correspondent Race Barrington concludes that "this has all the
trade marks of a 'Templar's of God' attack.
I have no idea why they would be doing this. Perhaps it has something
to do with our ongoing investigations of their mortuary
burning activities down south? Or the illegal
immigrant massacre in Arizona recently? But I suspect that a recent
article by popular ZWN columnist Arthur Helms titled 'Commentary
of the dead' may have enraged them to take this to a personal
level. Mr. Helms pulled no punches with his trenchant criticism against
the Templar's. Perhaps that was the final straw?
Winterborne, Center for International & Security Studies, University
of Maryland added "The Templar's appear to be seeking publicity
to an extent. But ironically, when they get it, they don't seem to
know exactly what to do with it. They provide cryptic messages, and
very little else."
A Government spokesperson stated that enquiries are ongoing, and requested that people remain vigilant and report any suspicious packages to the Police immediately.
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