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Haitian Resolutions Passed By UN General Assembly. Military Offensive Planned At Ground Zero.
Posted: December, 2006

Today's emergency UN meeting in Berne, Switzerland brought rapid results.
Despite the Undead virus having originated in Haiti, The UN had been heavily criticized for it's annexation of Haiti and the Dominican Republic. Further criticism was drawn from the polarization in the UN's direction thereafter. This was due largely to the broad divide of rich and poor countries, and their subsequent division on the handling of Haiti's 'Ground Zero' Zombie infestation.

Highlights of the resolutions passed are as follows:

1: A new 'Total exclusion zone' boundary has been drawn. These perimeters will be guarded by US, British and French warships. No unauthorized shipping is allowed within these boundaries.

2: 9,000 UN Peacekeepers will be dispatched to Haiti and the Dominican Republic in an attempt to regain control of Port-Au-Prince and secure a second dock at Port-de-Paix. These will then be used to ferry refugees out of Haiti.

3: Refugees in boats shall be intercepted and towed to safe ports to be quarantined and processed. NO refugees will be picked up by boat, regardless of sea worthy condition. Many cases of boat people being rescued only to transfer the Zombie virus to the rescuers vessels, have been well documented.

4: A major 'sweep' from West Haiti across the Dominican Republic will begin in earnest. This will be in an attempt to corral the undead and slowly exterminate them. British war ships will be positioned off the east coast of the Dominican Republic in order to prevent them from escaping into the sea.

But will these measures be enough?
ZWN Political Correspondent Keith Bolan commented:

"It's a bold move. I think the UN is against the ropes here. It had to show the world a plan. A sense of unification with it's member countries. But even if the strategy works, and that's a big 'if', it wont erase the Zombie problem. But it will at least show that when focused, mankind can be pretty formidable. We will not be helpless victims anymore, and that's a very powerful message indeed. It's what the world has been waiting for"

 

Spanish Peacemakers prepare to be sent to Haiti.


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