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Related reports: My journey begins in Anchorage, capital of Alaska. I am greeted at the airport by Sheriff Robert Lipton. With a firm handshake and few words and he drives us away to his station downtown. I am a little surprised at the extent of help being afforded to me by the authorities. I even go so far as to mention this to Sheriff Lipton. He confides that at least up in Alaska, where you are much more likely to be eaten by a bear than a reanimate, they are somewhat in the dark as to how to handle such a unique situation. Consequently, any independent help is appreciated. particularly from an organization as comprehensive as ZWN. Illegal
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The person in question was found naked and frozen. His body was attached to a tree. I say 'attached' because apparently, just like a child getting their tongue stuck to a pole by licking it, he became affixed to a nearby tree, but blood oozing from a large open wound that ran the entire length of his torso was this fixative. Captain Heath, ZWN's regular zombie hunter columnist comments upon this. "We call them 'zombie popsicles'. It's a little un 'PC' I admit. But we find them on missions in cold climates. I even documented one account, 'Taking the piste'. The necro's would try to move away from whatever it is they were stuck to, and so more blood would ooze out as the wound, widened it. Then they would stick more." Well, that at least answered the question of how he ended up stuck to a tree, frozen solid. But who was he? and why was he naked? Sheriff Lipton had one possible answer, but it would
involve a choppy and very rough plane ride into 'Trapper creek' east
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