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Last week we looked at the growing trend in home protection - 'Fortress Communities.' This week I wanted to spotlight a few of the hundreds of products and services available in the name of Zombie defense. I will review them and then give them a ZWN rating of 1 - 5 (five being the best recommendation). Winners. Losers. and snake oil |
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Vaccines, cures and inhibitors: RATING: 0 OUT OF 5 |
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3. 'Zom-B-Gone' Pepper spray
You just knew this one was coming didn't you? Considering that zombies don't retain there central nervous system, I decided to ask ZWN's own resident Zombie Hunter - Captain Hawk what he thought of this one. He said "About as useless as kicking it in the bollocks." Succinct, but I couldn't have put it better myself. $12.99 import from Germany. RATING:
0 OUT OF 5
Yes, I saved the best until last. These dedicated individuals will pack a mighty punch to any undead unfortunate to be in their elimination zone. This is a highly organized, ultra effective tour de force. ZWN's Captain Hawk and Big Al swear by these guys. They will not only clear an area of Zombie infiltration, they also offer seminars on zombie survival and do great charity work. Their numbers are spreading throughout the USA so check them our at http://zombiehunters.org/ RATING: 5 OUT OF 5 So that is this weeks round up of products and services available in today's growing Zombie suppression market. If you know of any interesting additions that I should review, please contact me at newsdesk@zombieworldnews.com Copyright
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