
| France
Pulls Out Of Afghanistan - Raising Fears of Imminent Zombie Ground Infestation Posted: December, 2006 |
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has announced that it is pulling all of it's 1,500 troops out of Afghanistan
effective immediately. Defense Minister Michele Alliot-Marie, who was
in Kabul yesterday, said French fighter jets based in Tajikistan would
continue to provide limited air support to Coalition troops. President Jacques Chirac insists that at this time, all military resources must be redeployed at home in a "refocusing of priorities." |
![]() Defense Minister Michele Alliot-Marie said France will continue to provide limited air support |
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| Local Tribes Flee To The Mountains | |
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Amid
fears that the Zombie rising is spreading throughout the heartland of
Afghanistan, many villagers are moving to the harsh climate of the mountainous
regions. They are seeking the protection of local Afghan War Lords.
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![]() Afghan War Lords offer protection, at a price. |
"They flee to the mountains with the rational that Zombies cannot survive the freezing temperatures there. They hope any pursuing Zombies will simply perish in the mountains." said a Red Cross spokesperson today. |
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"Whilst we understand their plight, we are increasingly concerned that the country will spiral into Feudalism." The spokesperson went on to say. Coalition
in disarray
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