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'Zombie Hunters' column is written by decorated British ex
SAS (Special Air Service) Captain 'Hawk' Heath. His expertise in the
field of Zombie suppression and extermination are becoming legendary
in this nascent field of operation. Since leaving the SAS, 'Hawk'
has teamed with fellow Zombie exterminator and ex US Navy Seal, 'Big
Al' Powner. Together they supply their talents as mercenaries. And
have become the recognized authorities to turn to when you need to
'clean the house of Necro's.'
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'Big
Al's' alternative approach Captain
'Hawk' and 'Big Al' return Get
in and out quick Going
on a 'Necro' hunt? Top
10 ways to kill a Necro Reader
report on Zombie Hunters who get in way over their heads Reader
shares their first Zombie Hunter operation I'm
not the greatest skier. I'll admit it “Fighting
zombies is like any other military operation." Does
it get easier after a while, killing Zombies?" |
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Which
HEAD GEAR to
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| Full
face motorcycle helmet |
Partial
face motorcycle helmet |
Grid
face helmet |
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| 4/5 |
4/5 |
2/5 |
Pros: Excellent full head protection from attack and blood spray. Cons: Muffled hearing. Visor will not lock down |
Pros: Good side and rear of head protection from bites Cons: Muffled hearing. . Eyes and mouth unprotected. Must wear eye protection also |
Pros: Excellent full face protection from attack. Cons: Muffled hearing. Eyes and mouth unprotected. Must wear eye protection also |
| 'Shorty'
motorcycle
helmet |
Hockey
Goalie mask |
Skull
face, dirt bike mask |
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| *****
5/5 |
** 2/5 |
* 1/5 |
Pros: Excellent head protection from blows Cons: Eyes and mouth unprotected. Must wear eye and mouth protection. |
Pros: Good frontal face protection. Easy to clean Cons: Eyes unprotected. . Rear of head exposed. |
Pros: Looks impressive. Cons: You can be mistaken for a zombie and shot. |
| Motorcycle
goggles |
Swimming
goggles |
Safety
goggles |
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| ***** 5/5 |
***** 5/5 |
*** 3/5 |
Pros: Excellent protection from blood spray. Light weight and comfortable. Easy to clean Cons: Do not get chrome reflective ones. They can reflect light and give away your position. |
Pros: Excellent protection from blood spray. Light weight and comfortable. Easy to clean Cons: Uncomfortable |
Pros: Excellent protection from blood spray. Easy to clean Cons: Holes on sides can be point of entry for blood spray |
Ski
mask |
Spray
mask |
Face
shield |
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| *****
5/5 |
****
4/5 |
*
1/5 |
| Pros: Excellent protection from blood spray. Easy to clean Cons: Most are chrome reflective. They can reflect light and give away your position. Very darkly tinted ones will be unwearable at night. |
Pros: Excellent protection from blood and matter spray. Light weight and comfortable. Disposable. Cons: Elastic will break when tugged |
Pros: Excellent protection from blood and matter spray. Cons: No rear of head protection. Will fall off in a struggle. |
Balaclava |
Bicycle
helmet |
And
the winner is......PAINTBALL MASK |
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*****
5/5 |
**
2/5 |
*****
5/5 +++++ |
Pros: Good protection from blood spray. Light weight and comfortable. Washable. Cons: Must wear eye protection also |
Pros: Good head protection. Light weight and comfortable. Cons: Can easily be pulled off in a struggle |
Pros: This is the business! Good protection from blood and matter spray. Should wear with cloth covering over mask (Pictured with MARPAT) for complete protection Cons: Must wear helmet for back of head protection |
| ALWAYS
wash, bleach or burn clothing after each slaying. |
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