“Second, one thing amateurs trying to kill zombies never understand is; if you want to do it right, don’t walk around so damn much! Zombies will hunt you, save your energy, find some place secure and up off the ground and they’ll come looking for you. Next, get a bunch of guys together who can generally tolerate each other and give them some guns for God’s sake, the bigger the better. Then KABLAMMY!

“I’ll never understand why the first thing people do when they see a zombie is run out all by themselves with a baseball bat or samurai sword. Heads is HARD. You can’t go out there, bonk a zombie on the head, and expect him to die. You gotta go out there like Babe Ruth and shoot for the stands! Old zombies are easier ‘cause they soften up a bit, but these new ones are tough. And, most people are just not psychologically prepared to go out there and whack Uncle Ed in the head with a stick. I’m not saying it can’t be done. But, if you’re out there with nothing but a nine iron and three or four zombies heading for you… Well, all I can say is, ‘good hunting .’