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'Zombie Hunters' column is written by decorated British ex
SAS (Special Air Service) Captain 'Hawk' Heath. His expertise in the
field of Zombie suppression and extermination are becoming legendary
in this nascent field of operation. Since leaving the SAS, 'Hawk'
has teamed with fellow Zombie exterminator and ex US Navy Seal, 'Big
Al' Powner. Together they supply their talents as mercenaries. And
have become the recognized authorities to turn to when you need to
'clean the house of Necro's.'
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Al's' alternative approach Captain
'Hawk' and 'Big Al' return Get
in and out quick Going
on a 'Necro' hunt? Top
10 ways to kill a Necro Reader
report on Zombie Hunters who get in way over their heads Reader
shares their first Zombie Hunter operation I'm
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'FELTERN.' He's not hard to find. Feltern is one of the few zombie hunters to actively blog about his activities. But he is frustratingly hard to figure out. His one man PR machine lays claim to over a 1000 zombie kills with 267 confirmed. However, a brief check of civic records show a number closer to 85. For a solo operator this is still an impressive kill count and puts him up there with the big league re killers. But it also underlines the frustration clients have had in dealing with his brand of eradication he calls: "Zombie Removal." "He definitely marches to the beat of his own drum" said Ben Swagdier, the owner of 'Swagdier produce and holdings' in Vancouver. Swagdier hired Feltern to do a clean up operation. Dozens of walking necrotics were reported by local residents, roaming the 300 acre farm property. "Feltern wanted $10k a day. That's a hell of a lot of money for a clean sweep. But we needed him. Workers were getting scared." Swagdier told ZWN. "He rolled up in this big brown Chevrolet. Came to a handbrake halt and stepped out, one big boot at a time. Like out of a Mad Max movie or something." Swagdier continued. "He cleaned house alright. Only took him 2 days. But then he stayed for an extra day signing autographs, telling stories and posing for photos. That would be fine, but he sent us a bill for that extra day." |
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Weapon of choice: 9mm handguns(2) . Shotgun Modified 12 gauge). Military knife
Confirmed undead body count: Between 85-267 (un) confirmed. ATTENTION ALL ZOMBIE HUNTERS: ZWN is spotlighting 'Zombie Hunters' from around the globe. Please send us your photos, videos, bio's and experiences to be included in this roll call of the best. Those featured will get a Zombie Hunter T-shirt, decals and other merchandise to help you keep up the fight letters@zombieworldnews.com |
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